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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I feel like someone is going to hack one of these and then do a school shooting

You bet your ass. You think with Big Balls storing millions of people's data on unsecure servers and Las Vegas being slammed with a hack that would make Hollywood claim is unrealistic means there will be script kiddies ready with pre-made hacks that would make them kill people. This is cyberpunk 2077 level shit.