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No. No you haven't because every mindless idiot can fix this problem within a minute, had they have the interest to do so
BAN GUNS!
Aaaaaand problem solved.
Right! In Florida, they don't have an excuse as many of them witness how quick and efficient it can be to pass through a security checkpoint with Disney World right there scanning thousands of people every day.
Ban the guns and put up a security point to make sure nothing is making its way onto campus.
You can't ban guns. The right to have firearms is literally in our constitution.
You may be shocked to hear about amendments
Amendments take 3/4s of the states to ratify them. that isn't going to happen. i doubt even 1/3 of blue states would ratify such an amendment.
So, you CAN ban guns! Whoda thunk
you can also build a space elevator.
good luck actually trying to do it.
Mmmm false equivalences
It says bear arms, not own them. It's all in the interpretation
Also, it doesn't specify what sorts of arms. It also specifies it being as part of a well regulated militia...
All armed and trained civilians are part of a well regulated militia. Learn some history.
Yes, as a part of a well regulated militia. How many of these gunmen were party to a well regulated militiia?
By definition of a well regulated milita is armed and trained civilians. So technically, all of them?