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Yeah the poop knife is not a knife made from poop, but a knife with the purpose of cutting poop.
fun fact: European toilet pipes have a much larger diameter, therefore they can use a poop sword.
I believe they call it a 'shite saber '.
Just install a poop blender. My gosh, it's not the 90s anymore 🙄
Had one in a house I rented in the UK, don't recommend, when they break they are not fun to inspect.
Was it the ShitStorm 4000? I heard their drive shaft was too weak. Better go for the bigger model.
There's been definitely more than 3 times in my life where I needed one.
Yeah this is knife poop. Not poop knife.
GET IT RIGHT, IT MATTERS.
Today's Youth for ya smh
It's on, mf!