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[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Married 34 years. Can't say I've ever been forced to watch videos on my husband's phone. Although if he's splitting a gut, I usually ask if I can watch it. Married doesn't mean attached at the hip or phone.

[–] aeiou_ckr@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What is “splitting a gut”?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Committing sepuku. It's the wife's responsibility to stitch a man back up after doing this.

[–] traceur301@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

wow can't even get out of husband stitching duty through seppuku? expectations are so high

[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Laughing so hard as to cause abdominal cramping

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Uncontrollable laughter