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Anon goes to a steakhouse (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

kinesiology is the scientific study of human body movement

So science yoga. You could skip the science part if you want but it’s easy to come off as a creep, as yoga classes are classic creep bait.

I had lots of success with picking up ladies at public semi-sporting activities like ice skating sessions and rock climbing.

Stuff where you can talk and help someone new learn without judgement while also building a bit of trust.

Helps if you’re fit but just doing this stuff regularly sorts that out.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

if yoga isn't your thing, tai chi does similar things for the human body