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Anon goes to a steakhouse (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] salacious_coaster 152 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I mean, I guess some girls are into that. More importantly, where the fuck can I get all you can eat ribs for $15, and did they give anon food poisoning???

[–] arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Waitresses barely get paid except in tips there bro, she's not into that, she's into whatever makes you feel welcome and thus likely to pay her a wage that she's there to acquire.. Seriously clueless takes here

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 67 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The one where it is fabricated by texts of green

[–] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 3 days ago

By an homosexual

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

Applebees was running a $15 all you can eat ribs at one point not too long ago. Probably won't get food poisoning from Applebees because everything comes from one supply chain and is all pre packaged and over microwaved.