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Caption reads "LPT: Keep fart spray and a tear stick in your bag. You can get away with anything when you're crying because you shit your pants." Image is the "Roll Safe" meme featuring a man tapping his head and smiling, but has been edited to be crying. Beside him are a spray bottle of "liquid ass" and a tear stick.
(A tear stick has menthol and camphor in it and bad actors put it under their eyes to make them cry)
Instructions unclear. It looks like I wet my pants and ate shit about it.