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this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2025
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Knowing our luck all the preservatives he's eating from the fast food will make him immortal.
We should place him next to Liz Truss’s cabbage and see which withers first
Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he's almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it's working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly.
Turns out it was money the whole time!
So like this?
https://youtu.be/JaXAH3ISkXQ
Lmao nailed it!
I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it.
it's working on me. i had a group of "friends" running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect.
granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here.
The Coca-Cola and McDonald's is just his schtick. He doesn't eat that.
he eats kfc like a real dick tater