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I was in a bathroom recently, and a guy used a urinal, then the hand-drier, then left.
He got enough urine on his hands that he decided that he needed to dry them, but still chose to not wash his hands.
People are gross.
How does one even get pee on their hands whilst peeing‽
I am not trying to body shame, but I am assuming it's a size issue.
If your overweight, the fat on your lower stomach goes outward, but the penis doesn't get any bigger. So, I assume it's much more difficult for some people to use a urinal.
When it snows in winter, things appear to be smaller because the snow drifts cover them. Fence posts and flag poles still show above the snow, but things like fire hydrants get completed covered. If you need to hold a fence post, you can probably walk up the snow bank and touch it, if you need to hold a fire hydrant, you'll need to go digging.
And this is why you use hand sanitiser even after washing your hands. Like you would expect the dryer not to be covered in piss, and yet.....