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Louisiana Senator: Our Maternal Death Rates Are Only Bad If You Count Black Women (www.vanityfair.com)

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Perhaps counting only half of them? or perhaps slightly more than half, say 6/10ths

Very strong scientific and historical basis for going with 3/5ths. But if some stats make America look bad, I think 0/3rds would fix it, and fire the agency lead if they don't go with 0/5ths of a person for black women. America was great when it was 2/3rds, and so 0/5ths is needed immediately to make America great again before my 3rd term election.