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[โ€“] Blackmist@feddit.uk 245 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hired a new employee to start on Tuesday

He came in on Monday

I fired him on the spot

Can't follow simple fucking instructions

[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 49 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I hired a guy to start on Monday. He showed up at 8:45.

No Bueno buster, you were expected at exactly midnight because that's when fuckin Monday starts.