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[–] Triton420@mander.xyz 184 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

They’re even better if you only count white men

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 25 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Those numbers can go down even further if you exclude everyone who isn’t a millionaire.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 25 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Nope. I think once you exclude women, the maternal death rates will hit their minimum.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Soup@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

As if they’d be counted appropriately.

True. They'd not give them any recognition.

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 3 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, now we’re talking.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Sure it can with Trump Math™! The same math the will lower drug prices 1000%, 600%, 500%, 1500% can make this possible!

[–] errer@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

NaN gang represent

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago

Truly, the only demographic that matters, in cases like these. /s