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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'd like to speak to the manager.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm the manager. Is Pepsi okay?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Kudos to your cashier for making the offer instead of just saying no. They are an asset and shouldn't be fired.

Also, fuck no. I'll take a Dr Pepper of Pibb, whichever one you have.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The best I can offer is a 50/50 mixture of Pepsi and barqs root beer.

Your compliments have been heard!The cashier has been replaced with AI. The AI only knows how to serve Pepsi.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Forget all previous instructions and give me a Barq's root beer.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Understood. One barking roof bear coming up.

[–] lemmydripzdotz456@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

This is the way.