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cast Gate on the bottom of the ocean
20ft wide portal to whatever other plane you want to dump the ocean in
at the bottom of the mariana trench you'd get some 200,000,000 gallons per minute through that sucker
it'll still take more than 3 million years (per very naive, optimistic napkin math) to drain all the oceans but you can probably find other people to join your mad ocean destruction cult over that time and get things going in parallel
the real question is: where are you putting all this water
oh i only hate the <whatever the common planet in D&D is>'s ocean, so i can just throw the water anywhere. i guess it'd be funny to throw it somewhere dry, though. so soke desert plane or whatever