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[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 24 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

I once played video games at a friend's place and we were smoking lots of weed. He had told me a friend was going to come over later. So later that day the door bell rings, I can see him opening the door from where I'm sitting. Female cop stands in front of door and I briefly panicked.

"Hi Julia, come in." (to me) "Let's order pizza."

I'll never forget this image of a German cop in uniform smoking a bong.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 8 minutes ago

I'm calling bullshit. No way a cop would do that in uniform. You're lying to deny us the pleasure of the full story where the uniform came off. We see through your german tricks.