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I knew it! (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

whilst living in the woods I visited my moon friend's apartment and he ordered pizza. The pizza guy didn't even knock just climbed the tree, vaulted through the window hole and said "Hi Ben, what are you playing tonight?" and set out pizzas and grenades on the table, pulled a pin, and then sat down with us under the leaf blanket while ben cleaned his rifle and sucked him off.

I was like, woah, uh... and ben was like: "Yeah, he's also my dad"

[โ€“] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 hours ago

I'm suspicious of this... but I'm not sure why.