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Microblog Memes

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I knew it! (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 58 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

The mistake there is not recording a multi-layered clip of yourself responding in different voices. Time out a delay at the start so you can hit play, start walking, make the announcement and get the "reply" as you open the door.

It's the little details to sell the delusion that puts a spark of genuine fear into the drivers' eyes.

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago

Kevin McCallister likes the way you think

[–] Matty_r@programming.dev 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You could definitely automate this with voice commands in Home Assistant

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 8 points 14 hours ago

Playing "totally_real_friends4pizza_delivery.mp3":

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ideally you wanna hire actors for that.

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

This guy with hiring money...