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Trump Opens DOJ Investigation Because Crime Rates In Washington D.C. Aren’t High Enough (www.techdirt.com)

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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Claim things he doesn't like are criminal acts, like carpooling, or eating pizza with your hands.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Probably this, except it'll be trans people or anyone that votes Democrat.