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Trump Opens DOJ Investigation Because Crime Rates In Washington D.C. Aren’t High Enough
(www.techdirt.com)
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And that’s basically it!
what's he gonna do, sue the criminals for not doing enough crime?
a pragmatic system of legalized crime through guilds, with the Thieves Guild and Assassins' Guild handling their respective activities under the watchful eye of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch and the Patrician, Lord Vetinari.
Vetinari would be a massive improvement over Trump.
To be frank, even a dead badger would be.
Dead Badger 2028
Let's call him Frank.
Combine with an armed citizenry, I'm all in.
Claim things he doesn't like are criminal acts, like carpooling, or eating pizza with your hands.
Probably this, except it'll be trans people or anyone that votes Democrat.
Easy, enforce the porn ban via lethal force.
Also, everything is porn now.