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Trump Opens DOJ Investigation Because Crime Rates In Washington D.C. Aren’t High Enough
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Send more DOGE staffers into the streets alone at night with their propeller beanies and oversized lollipops.
Damn, I guess Big Balls wasn't enough.
Well Big Balls being beat up was done by Trump to distract from the Epstein files
IDK how much trump can really be blamed for this one - that idiot is a contender for 'Most Punchable Face' and in his vast wisdom decided to just go out and wave that thing around because he lives in a world where there's no consequences for your actions.
However, your theory is far funnier.