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Louisiana Sues Roblox For Violating Privacy Law By Not Violating Privacy Law (www.techdirt.com)

submitted 1 week ago by schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Boy someone really put “D1DDY P3N1S” in a fucking legal document.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 week ago

That is not excessively unusual; legal documents contain all kinds of vulgar things that people say to each other (maybe before or after a crime) all the time.

My favorite from my country is (translating approximately, original is in heavy dialect): "The statement 'piss off, ya dogs, so I don't hafta see ya anymore, and I'm shittin' into your wage bags' has the objective declaratory value of an immediate termination of employment."