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[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 149 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I wish these people cared as much about the president being a pedophile as they do about this mid-ass restaurant changing its logo.

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They need these distractions, otherwise they start to actually think. Their leaders can't have that happening.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

So it's a good thing CB is changing back

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