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[โ€“] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Allow me to introduce you to... the London Undeground trains! The Northern line in summer rush hour is like a bunch of penguins huddling together for warmth in a hot oven.

EDIT: I think I misunderstood what you wanted but I hope you got a chuckle out of it.

[โ€“] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

this is the kind of thing only an aroace could say