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[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You have the right, but will you have the ability when the water starts to pour?

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You mean the water we polluted with industrial waste.?? That water? Or the metaphorical water that they will use to waterboard us with to force fake confessions??

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

No they mean my sweet golden nectar. Open up for the pee pee train.

[–] Vytle@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Ain't no way this was written whilst sober

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Jokes on them, I sweat so much I basically waterboard myself every time I do yardwork with a mask on.