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Department of Defense to be renamed 'Department of War' within week, Trump says (komonews.com)
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[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This just screams to me "I'm an old man and I'm butthurt about it."

He probably just forgot it was renamed to DoD, then decided to change the name cuz his 80 going on 90 year old brain has zero plasticity.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm actually sad to say he's going on 80. I wish it were your way.