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[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago (4 children)

No way in fuck is anyone cooking a brisket in under 6 hours without it being inedibly chewy.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 59 points 2 days ago

Do you have a moment to discuss our lord and savior the pressure cooker?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's possible, but it comes out more like a pot roast in my opinion. The fastest brisket I've ever completed to satisfaction was 2 hours for I think an 8-10lb brisket at like 300 in a green egg. It wasn't planned, the fire just got away from me but it came out like 87% as good as a true low and low brisket.

I imagine he cooked only a small part of it in a pressure cooker it might work.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Pressure cookers (and their scary cousin the pressure fryer) are kitchen witchcraft.

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

A sous vide would get you there minus some of the smoke and all the crust . Far from ideal but certainly not impossible.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sous vide is many things, but fast is not one of them.

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

under 6 hours

Sous vide would definitely cook it faster while retaining moisture. 100% do-able in 6 hours.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Okay but cutthroat kitchen requires the contestants to finish the dish in 30 minutes.

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

A small flat could be done hot and fast on a smoker in 5 hours and you'll get crust and some delicious smoke. However, you won't get as much smoke as you would low and slow.

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What an AI level response. Inaccurate but provided as fact. Username checks out!

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Naw, your just shit in the kitchen I guess 🤣

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can’t even use the correct “you’re”. What a shit AI 🤣

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Gotta love when folks resort to typos. Especially in this moment where you in your mind are engaging with bad spelling bot.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh wow. That channel is excellent.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I shouldn't watch this stuff while I'm hungry

[–] zzx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Fuck. I know right? I'm starving