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[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It has long been believed that if crabs gained literacy, they would rapidly take over the world.

Everything becomes crab, even our empires.

[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] tankfox@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago

maybe he intends to teach the carp