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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Last year I got hit on by a young woman in my neighbourhood. She started by asking me for some rice because she didn't have any left (that might have been an excuse). When I came back 5mn later with a bag, she simply asked me if I wanted to play with her. I told her I was married and went home, but I liked her approach. No room for ambiguity. She must have been 20 something, so it's not a matter of age at least. Maybe maturity.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

what makes it pasta is she came over for rice and ended up making gnocchi

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Should've gotten her pregnant to expand your brood.

Smh.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I contemplated the possibility for what felt like the longest second in my life. But it wouldn't have been right

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Not right? Our biological mission across our lives is to breed. Everything else is secondary.

You must make sure your genes spread across the world.

You failed by not taking the chance.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is why i have a crispr lab in my kitchen and cut slices of my genome into random birds and vermin. I especially enjoy geese.

Edit: im gonna see if i can catch some pigeons today.