May not sound like a dumb question, but this isn't my first rodeo, but it's the first time I've lost.
In my 20s, myself, gf and bf moved into a house crawling with roaches. She and I spent the first night smashing as fast as we could go. The wall behind the fridge was "black" with roach shit. Easy money. We cleaned like hell and laid boric acid powder everywhere. A new generation of tiny ones came along, died quickly, that was that.
Had roaches in this house for years now. I've tried the above trick, no love. Got some poison a friend recommended, works OK, but they'll be back. Had an exterminator in. He gave me some great tricks and his treatment worked great, but I can't afford $40 a month until this is finally resolved.
And the kitchen isn't filthy! My wife cleans and wipes it down every day. Not a deep clean of course, but again, it's not filthy. There are a few around my desk because I often eat here, I get that bit.
They seem to be in the appliances and wall sockets. Pulled a smart socket today, filthy with roach shit, front and back. They're coming out of the walls! I could probably figure a trick to bag and nuke the appliances, but the walls?!
HUGE bonus would be some advice on trapping them to feed our chameleon! When my wife sees one she'll trap it in a little tupperware container and toss them in the lion's den. I've tried some methods I found online, not a single catch. Which is embarrassing because I'm pretty handy, understand basic biology, should be a no-brainer.
If I don't figure this soon, I'm importing some Huntsmen spiders from you Aussie cunts. No wonder my wife thinks lizards are good luck in the house. (Philippines, Florida, same difference.)
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You, your gf, your bf, and your wife? I'm very confused regarding who lives here
So, I think this story has two parts to it: one from years ago, wherein he moved into a place with his girlfriend and his best friend; and another from today, wherein he moved into a place with his wife. Unclear if it's the same person as the girlfriend from before.
I was a bit loose with my pronouns. :)
Myself, my girlfriend, my best friend, all moved in together. LOL, that place turned out to be condemned by the city and we had to put in our own windows. It was an adventure.
Yeah probably a polygroup. Some folks date in groups larger than two 🤷
Its more common among queer folks, and also kinky folks (who are also often queer)
Hate to break it to you, but OP is a Mormon
Like actually or are you making a joke?
Got a post history about not invading because of long range mormons
I saw that- I'm pretty sure that was just a meme they found off the internet. They even explicitly said they were in a different area, and their comments in that thread suggest they're a 2a leftist, which is HIGHLY unlikely to go hand in hand with being a Mormon
The leap of logic from that map to them being a Mormon is... Large. They also clarified they were only talking about having one partner in this thread.
I really don't think you had enough substantuation to suggest to others that they're a Mormon, it seems very clear upon further looking that they aren't...
OP is a Mormon fundamentalist.
Do you have any further reason to believe that? Cause I'm not seeing any...
You're just afraid of the truth.
I'm bad at internet sarcasm but it's becoming apparent you're joking lol
Have a nice day.
You, too 😆
Polyamory maybe 👀