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[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 55 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Damn I was looking forward to mark ripping the heart out of elons chest like Indiana Jones, promptly eating it like an iguana eating a fly.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

FATALITY! Zuck unhinges his jaw and swallows Musk whole

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

everyone been acting like Zucc is Cyrax this whole time when he was Reptile smdh

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

like an iguana eating a fly.

Speaking of, anyone remember that picture of Bezos eating a whole fucking lizard?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The thing you would definitely do to make yourself look like a normal human being

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I thought iguanas were herbivores. They'll definitely smack the shit out of you with their tails though.