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dafug did I just read ??????????
The Lusty Argonian Maid. Smut books found in the game Skyrim.
It predates Skyrim. You have to interact with the author in Morrowind and shockingly the dude's a rapist
Damn. I don’t remember that, but it’s been a long time since I’ve played Morrowind.
Yeah they're written by Crassius Curio (totally not self inserting themselves as Crantius Colto). Take a look at the dialogue section: https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Crassius_Curio
It's openly known in house Hlaalu, too. Other members warn you but turn their heads to it.
Edit to add: Argonians in Morrowind are mostly slaves. This guy is likely fantasizing about being a slave owner and taking advantage of an argonian slave
That really changes the visuals now doesn’t it?
An excerpt from The Lusty Argonian Maid.
One of the finest pieces of literature to ever come from Bethesda Softworks.