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Thanks CEO's megayacht. I'll always pick self checkout over forced human interaction.
At my place a few remaining workers of normal checkout posts frequently run to self-checkout kiosks whenever they encounter random errors or booze (ID requirement), while the lines of customers form and grow on every side. They don't get paid more for doing extra, their further empoyment is at risk, and their work day is full of complaints on how sloppy both they are and how wacky that tech is. Somehow, yet to surprise of no one, the idea that could get rid of unnecessary discomfort ended up salting the wound.
It's almost like the driving force behind such innovations has rabies.
The CEO's megayacht thanks you for doing the cashier's work for free
My labour ain’t free.
This is why I always use the cashier lanes. I can goof around and check my phone while I wait. The store can pay somebody to check my items out
You think that's bad, did you know some stores make you pick the stuff up from the shelves instead of the worker doing it for you!
Yeah, I'm not sure why I would be bothered by having to scan my own stuff, especially since I get through self-checkouts much faster. I value my time more than saving that physical action.
I beg to differ. I don't have pay attention in the normal checkout - that time is fully mine.
In the self checkout that's time I can't use on anything else.
Its specifically because I value my time I avoid the self checkout unless I am only picking up a couple things.
Ah yes the valuable time you have to spend standing in line, especially since where I'm from it takes longer to use regular checkouts.
I'd rather do the scanning and be out there quicker.
I mostly use the spare time to post on lemmy. On avg I probably get one more post in than the avg lemmy self checkout enthusiast.
I get back to home sooner where I can utilize my home PC to post with extra horse power
really depends. If you are a busy buiseness person, sure. but if you just stand there and wait for rhe people infront of you, you might as well do the self-checkout if its faster
You don’t to talk to the cashiers, no one is forcing you to do anything and they won’t even remember you, it’s fine. Why so mad about having the smallest interaction with another human being?
i dont think you win this discussion by talking down other peoples fears / inconvenoences. a lot of people generally just really dont like this kind of interaction, and while i agree with the whole megayacht thing, but people's preferences should not be talked down upon
That’s very clearly not what I was saying, though. That person was acting like we’re forced to talk to the cashier and literally that’s not what happens. You rock up, they scan their stuff and maybe say “hello” and then you can just pack your bags and say “credit” and “no receipt” and take off.
Look I’m honestly fine with a self-checkout lane in some large stores and I’m not saying that there aren’t people with some much more serious issues they’re dealing with but we got way to many people with no excuses who just hate other human beings and that’s weird.
Because the cashier knows they are organic bananas. The self checkout has no idea.
Some of these people are fucking weird. Like the person you're replying to? Yeah, I would not want to know someone that antisocial IRL.
Maybe you're weird for making such a statement. Have you ever heard of social anxiety? It can be crippling.
You don't even have to speak to the checkout person. Yet lemmy treats anxiety as normal, memes abound! Yeah, that's fucking weird and anyone that crippled is, well, crippled, needs serious help.
I have crippling anxiety - and i overwhelmingly prefer a manned checkout.
Manned checkout:
Robot:
The robot tends to have significantly more human interaction, it's slower than having a professional do it, and the human interaction is SO much worse.
Different strokes for different folks, for sure. I don't particularly care either way but there are days that I only have a couple of items and zipping through self checkout is preferred.
Sometimes you want to just buy your shit in peace.
Lucky for both of you, that seems to be mutual