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[โ€“] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Am I weird if I like to keep my socks on?

[โ€“] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 31 minutes ago

I had a gay friend who up on learning of that "get out of gay free card" said "well shit I guess I've been straight all this time!"