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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

i do wild shit to make the girls im dating lose attraction for me all the time. burping really loud constantly, saying the word "COCKS" when i sneeze, crying about wall-e, shitting with the door open. who cares?

[–] Jaybird@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

You are my hero.

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] killingspark@feddit.org 1 points 35 minutes ago

You need to come down from the flagpole