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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

All humans decent from Adam and Eve, yet they only had 3 sons.

[–] londos@lemmy.world 1 points 31 minutes ago
[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Gen 5:4 "After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters."

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

800 years? He had other sons and daughters, with who? His mom? His brothers? I know Christians love incest but 2 brothers can't have kids AFAIK. So he had sex with his mom?

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 1 points 9 minutes ago

He had a wife called Eve. Surprised you missed that small detail.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Problem is Genesis was written before the religion it was written for decided it was a monotheist religion that believed it was the only truth. So Yaweh created Adam and Eve, who had a couple of sons, one killed the other, but then that other went out and joined up with the other people made from other gods or titans or whatever, somehow convinced some of them to join his clan for a god that loved them, but then hated them because they sought knowledge (via eating fruit lol they really didn't want their followers to be able to figure out shit to the point of even misdirecting them for how one obtains knowledge).

Where it falls apart even considering the original context is Noah's flood, because that did apparently wipe everyone out except one mating pair per species, so how did Noah's descendents repopulate the world without other populations to hook up with?

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Fucking thing's got plot holes big enough for a sperm whale to swim through comfortably and yet it's regarded as 100% literal truth by most lunatics governing us and most of the mouth breathers that voted for them.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 44 minutes ago

That's why Jesus was sent to retcon most of it and replace it with "just don't be a dick".

They nailed him to a tree for that.