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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Just tell everyone you have a small penis. It's much easier than putting on your hockey gear every morning.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You'd think that, but you'd be surprised how few people want to hear that at 7:30 in the morning on the bus.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Maybe it can be written on a special vest like a seeing eye dog. Just a symbol that says do not touch.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

moar like a peeing eye dog amirite

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

Please don't body shame. If you have a problem with this guy, don't attack the man standing next to him. What is wrong with you?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago