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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] potoo22@programming.dev 60 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Only two legs and too many houses. Slimy, yes.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Phylogenetically, they're still tetrapods.

[–] Sidhean@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

You're the best kind of correct!

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

They only stand on their back legs when they feel threatened, to make themselves look bigger

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

A married couple who are landlords.