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I practice the most unsettling smile i can, and do it in really jerky movements. Wheeze while i do. Talk on both the inhale and exhale while it's maintained.
Does that work? I've tried:
By far the most successful was when walking home with a bag of meal worms(for my pet tarantula,) I dumped them on his lap and ran away.
Sometimes if i nail the acting. Im pretty good at uncanny.
I always want to kick them in the balls and then smile genuinely, but only ever did that once.
You're my muse re:worms
Nice. A kick to the balls is the only appropriate reaction if you don't have worms. And worms are cheap!