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Pocket Knives (infosec.pub)

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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

When all you have is a knife, every problem looks like a wine bottle cork that you should have tried removing using a proper corkscrew first instead of playing mac gyver to impress the room

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I suppose you could sabre the neck off with the 25mm blade on your Victorinox Classic to look cool. But if you had a Victorinox Tinker you could just use the cork screw that is on the knife........