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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

For some reason I read this as Lindsey Lohan, and was seriously questioning Ms. Lohan's taste in women.

And yeah of course Lindsay Graham is gay, but what evidence would Laura Loomer have, that would hold up in court? Just turning down her offer of sex is not evidence, most straight guys would turn her down, and probably near 100% of lesbians would too.