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I'm sorry, Greggs pastries, particularly the vegan and regular sausage rolls, are the saddest things I have ever seen in my life. Cold, so much pastry, so little filling, what the hell?! You be shot for trying to sell that nonsense in Australia ..
If you want to buy me a plane ticket to Australia, I’m sure I could learn to turn my nose up at cheap, filling, and quick vegan food too.
I would argue that filling is not one of the attributes of Greggs offerings .. I'm so sorry about this situation, I'll lobby my local member of parliament to see if I can get our government to provide some sausage roll aid drops to what is clearly a humanitarian crisis in the UK
You do realise that Greggs is the McDonalds of bakeries? Their goal is to sell mass-produced food at a very low price. It's tasty but if you're comparing it to any kind of small independent bakers it's not even in the same ballpark.
Even the most basic Mrs Macs or 4n20 servo sausage rolls that have been sitting in a pie warmer for 4 days are leagues above anything from Greggs. I found 1 passable sausage roll in the UK in 8 years and that wasn't for lack of trying.
You are correct. Greggs's main draw is "it's there".
They are everywhere, they are cheap, they are betting than eating cardboard and they appeal to that sense of Being British that works well on so many people of this small island. And so, they sell plenty of not great sausage rolls.
I remember after trying the vegan sausage roll when it came out thinking: it's not disgusting, but I can't tell where the pastry ends and where the sausage starts.
Australian tastes, raised on local country bakeries are incompatible with British pastries.
Britain certainly does have a taste issue, war ration really broke your country ..