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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 1 points 21 hours ago

I'm usually like, ooh, I have a Swiss army knife in my pocket. And another on the keychain.

...Except when I'm home, the keys go to the tray and I switch to indoors pants, so when I actually need the damn things I usually need to take extra effort to go grab them anyway.