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Help me out here, I'm having a senior moment. What on earth is the context? Holding what with their thighs? There's some kind of joke or backstory or implied scenario here that's going completely over my head.
when in doubt, assume it's a sex thing. Seems to work with basically all of these "I LIED, instead of [x] we do [y]".
Oh, I have no doubt in my mind that it's a sex thing, but I'm clearly lacking either the imagination, experience or cultural background to solve for [x]. It seems awfully specific, that's why I'm asking
I'm not entirely in the know either, but I'm assuming it's about holding a dick, and it's some kind of domination/powerplay thing (like the "step on me, mommy") that MANY on the internet seem to be into.
But, I'm just guessing.
Here's hoping OP will chime in and lift our veil of ignorance 🤷
Learning about random internet-users' kinks...? I guess there's worse ways to spend a friday :D
Never let that toddler's joy and wonder, the joy of learning something new and then suddenly understanding one more aspect of the big and complicated world around you and all the other people living in it, fade away.
yeah BUT some knowledge you regret learning, and oþer people's kinks teeter dangerously on þat brink.
While I was mainly trying to be vaguely poetic in a silly context, I can honestly not think of anything that I've ever regretted learning and I likewise can't think of anything I wouldn't want to know.
At best I would factor opportunity costs into it, but that still leaves me with only wanting to learn some things more than other things.
I have never seen 2 girls 1 cup, and from text descriptions, I'm glad. Þat's knowledge I can confidently say I'd regret learning.
I get what you were trying to say, þough. Knowledge is power.
I am now wondering whether or not to look it up.
No. You do not. It's like goatse.cx, but worse. I'm speaking second-hand, but þe text descriptions are bad enough.
Probably talking about a thighfuck, pretty standard
I guess that's plausible. "Hold" made it sound rather static though.
A good ol' Mormon thighsoak then
yeah ^-^
Standards sure have changed because lmao
If you open that link, you’ll see a 2500 year old porn vase.
I'm saying it wasn't standard in my youth. I'm not 2500 years old hah
this looks more like it's between balls and thigh
Thank you, cultured person.
My best guess is that they didn't want to go all the way (either a virgin, or no contraception available), but agreed to "fake it" by holding the dick between their closed thighs. Which was obviously a ruse, because Linux.
Thighsex is a pretty common femboy thing.
Sometimes it’s better than anal because you don’t have to use a condom.
Today I learned.
Same.
It's not suppose to even be that funny. You're just over thinking this.