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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis (www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)

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[–] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"Oops, I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong"

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

FWIW, that brand was specifically designed and marketed for average dicks to feel bigger. It's their whole thing.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

It's a product within a brand, but it actually is larger. You can look up the dimensions if you want.