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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

If you want them to remain white, you have to cover them in earth, the farmers make ridges of earth to cover them:

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Why would you want them to remain white?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 20 hours ago

Because they are delicious that way!

Freshly cooked with egg, ham and butter sauce they are very good. It's called 'white gold'in the Netherlands.

[–] muts@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

The only way I've seen white asparagus is in glass jars with brine and those are disgusting.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Freshly cooked with egg, ham and butter sauce they are very good.

[–] Killer57@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 hours ago

But pickled asparagus is delicious!