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Mild Curses

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Mild Curse: You can gift animals with human intelligence and the ability to communicate with you. It will reduce their lifespan by half and they'll know what you did. (lemmy.world)
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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Damn. Yeah, at that point, I'd put all my assets in a trust for her, hire a caretaker under the trust, and go jump of the nearest bridge of lethal height. I don't know much, but I depend on knowing our dogs love us.