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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis (www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)

submitted 1 day ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

While I appreciate the link, I am absolutely not having that in my watch history. I really don't want recommendations based on…whatever that is

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 1 points 43 minutes ago

He just described the bulge he sees and then tries to play it off like he wasn't staring at it. He says dick a bunch, and I think 1 fuck

[–] tedd_deireadh@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, c'mon! Where's your sense of adventure?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It died when my bones started to creak

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Mr. Glass?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Feels like it sometimes, ngl

Old age is probably worse, but middle age sucks

[–] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah Tom Segura, yuck