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[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 191 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Damn, that's crazy.

Release the Epstein Files.

[–] Tramort@programming.dev 115 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] oaklandnative@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have never heard of the Epstein files but I sure hope they release the Trump/Epstein files soon.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ghislaine has been on work release, perhaps people should talk to her.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Harder to murder her in jail. Random muggings-turn-murder happen all the time in the streets, especially in blue cities, according to convicted liars and sex criminals.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But if I was a pedo and my name was in those files... I wouldn't want to release them either.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago

"it hurts alot of people"-trump