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White House UFC cage fight will take place on the South Lawn, Dana White says (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Try living here. It's like being trapped in a trashy micro-budget reality TV show about a demented pedophile turning the entire country into the most embarrassing laughingstock on the planet and the smoothed-brained dipshits who love him for it.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

It is the Century of American Humiliation. At least I hope it only lasts a century.