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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

4 years isn't it? I looked into it back in the 90s, decided hell no. LOL, it was suggested to dig a 4' deep trench to plant them.

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

That’s probably right. I think they become recognizable as asperagus around 2 years in. We had some, about two years in when were in a mobile home park. Swapped owners so they hired new lawn keepers… who fucking killed them right when they were almost harvestable god I was so mad.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

They grew wild up and down the ditch next to my dadas house when I was a kid - as weird to see just tons of asparagus every year

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

The greenhouses around me sell matured asparagus roots. Don't have to wait this way.